The Web Developer's Prayer

Our pages, who are in cache,
Hello be thy name.
Thy external libs come.
Thy rendering be done
On IE as it is on Chrome.
Give us this day our daily JSON feed
and forgive us our syntax
as we forgive designers who have never coded.
Lead us not into frustration
but deliver us from pre-compilers.
For thine is the interface, the user experience, and the business logic
Looping forever and ever.
Refresh.